Her: "Do you like this soft and feminine blouse?"
Him: "No. It looks like a pillow I really don't want to use."
Her: "What do you think of these velvet leggings?"
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| J.Crew |
Him: "...I think they're velvet."
Her: "These boots are on sale!"
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| J.Crew |
Him: "You have them."
Her: "No, I have them in brown. These are in black!"
Him: "You have black boots."
Her: "No, I have booties, these are riding boots!"
Him: "Where the heck are you riding to?"
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| Frye Boots via Nordstrom |
Him: "Why? They look like Rubber Maid gloves for your feet."
At least he's honest...and makes me laugh!
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| Hunter Boots via Nordstrom |
At least he's honest...and makes me laugh!




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